Sometimes I work a scam or two when I'm desperate for drinkin' money so I put up a fake free ad that I had some football tickets for sale. This pathetic little wigger was stupid enough to come and try and buy them from me. Of course I didn't have no tickets to sell but I knew he had the dough and that was a good start. I scared him silly enough to pay me the hundred bucks to have a piece of my daughters ass instead and made a big enough ruckess of it until she came in to save him from me. Man was she pissed when she found out that she pitty fucked the little bastard who paid me for her pussy. I'm gittin pretty good at this.